20 11 / 2015
its-between-god-and-me asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY U BEAUTIFUL LITTLE NERD
i spent the first minute or so of my 19th year looking at sin
because you are beautiful majesty hornball
27 10 / 2015
looking at the seating chart and the tickets i got for patd in january, i managed to get right at the front in the middle and holy fuck im so excited those are the best tickets i have ever gotten for any concert and way better than the tickets i got for 30stm a couple years ago bc i couldnt see anything then i was too far away
and i get to go with my best friend im so exCITED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND this is what im living for until then
I’M SO FREAKING PUMPED I’M GONNA PLAN MY OUTFIT
27 10 / 2015
JJ Feild, right up there with HIddleston, Cumberbatch and Armitage.
God save the Queen!
Nope.. can’t function especially after that 3rd & 4th gif.. UGH… I shall be in my bunk
@kittycricket @elfpunk @zom-b-girl That moment when your day gets derailed by a fucking gif set…
i totally need this today @rosebudwhite! lets just add to my sexual frustration!
(via elfpunk)
27 10 / 2015
But you belong to Debbie! You’re Debbie’s love toy! You are Mr. Debbie! | Addams Family Values (1993)
(via elfpunk)
27 10 / 2015
i just really love when someone has studied a historical figure for a long time and gets so familiar with them that they talk about them as if they were friends. like there goes my boy caesar killing a bunch of gauls again! oh julius you rascal
21 10 / 2015
Wrote this especially for a friend who really did wake up sick at 530am.
Charles was awoken by someone shaking his shoulder sharply. He moaned and pulled away. He knew it was Erik but he was in no mood for sex. It was five thirty in the morning. “Go away Erik.” Charles grumbled and pulled the covers over his head.
“No Charles, you have to wake up. It’s an emergency. The human have succeeded!” Erik sounded almost hysterical as he shook Charles shoulder.
This made Charles bolt upright, instantly concerned. “Won? What do you mean?” He reached out telepathically, prepared for impending doom and danger.
“They’ve given me a disease. A fatal disease.” Erik grumbled. “It’s going to kill me!” He was wrapped up in the doona, face flushed, forehead and hair damp, eyes heavy.
“Oh darling. You have the flu.” Charles reached out and touched his forehead. He had a temperature.
“It’s not the flu. It’s a mutant murdering disease! They’ve infected me! They are trying to kill the great Magneto.” Erik growled and dropped back down onto the pillows dramatically.
“Yes dear. Of course they are.” Charles couldn’t help but hide a small smile. “The flu has been going around the school. I’m not surprised you caught it, it was only a matter of time.”
“Charles!” Erik whined. “It’s not the flu. It’s a mutant killing disease! This can’t be the flu. Humans get the flu and if they got this, they would die! They are weak, they couldn’t survive feeling like this!” He looked up at Charles and pouted.
“Oh my darling. I’ll make you some lemon tea and bring you some asprin.” Charles kissed his forehead and pushed back the blankets before he easily moved across into his wheelchair.
“Tea and asprin won’t save me! I’m doomed! I’m done for. Make a run for it and save yourself. It’s too late for me.” Erik grumbled from somewhere under the covers.
“I’ll never leave you.” Charles assured him with only a small smile. No one could ever argue that Erik wasn’t dramatic. “I’ll bring you tea, asprin, a cold compress for your head. I’ll make you chicken soup later and I won’t leave your side. We can cuddle all day and watch movies.”
“I won’t survive all day . I’ll be dead by midday.” Erik moaned. “But we can do those things until I pass.”
“Splendid darling. You just try and cling to life until I get back okay?” Charles smiled before he wheeled off to get the supplies.
20 10 / 2015
MI5 AU
lie-detect training
“Charles,do you love me ?“
“No,never.”